This was a triumph

I'm making a note here, Huge success!

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture sience

We do what we must because we can

For the good all of us

Exept for ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

For the people who are still alive………

………I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart and killed me

And tore into pieces

And threw every piece into a fire

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you

Now those points of data make a beautiful line

And we're out of beta we're releasing on time

So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned

On the people who are still alive………

…(Guitar sounds)

……Go ahead and leave me

I think I prefer to stay inside

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you

Maybe black mesa

That was a joke ha ha fat chance

Anyway, this cake is great

It's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking when there's science to do

When I look out there

It makes me glad I'm not you

I have experiments to run

There is research to be done

On the people who are still alive…

And believe me I am still alive

I'm doing science and I am still alive

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

While your dying I'll be still alive

And when you're dead I'll be still alive

Still alive,

Still alive